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Finny & Samuel :”) <3
That’s Jack
Posted on May 23, 2013 via The Youtube Crew with 25 notes
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Posted on May 23, 2013 via i'd save the receptionist with 2,393 notes
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“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
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Posted on May 23, 2013 via misandry in haiku with 192,409 notes
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Posted on May 23, 2013 via My Own Little Space with 160,447 notes
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“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
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Posted on May 22, 2013 via with 272,203 notes
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Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
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Posted on May 22, 2013 via Himalayan Melodic Yeti Metal with 91,592 notes
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when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
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Posted on May 22, 2013 via bootysex with 24,780 notes
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I’m here to buy pineapple mugs and shirts, you judgmental bastard.
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Posted on May 22, 2013 via tbfs. with 8,776 notes
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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Posted on May 21, 2013 via in venere with 80,700 notes
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